Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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