you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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