I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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