When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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