Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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