ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
