so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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