Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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