So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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