...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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