North Korea, Best Korea!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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