that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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