the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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