Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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