You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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