I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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