I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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