you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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