just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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