Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
