This dress was meant to end up on your floor
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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