Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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