You can't motorboat a personality
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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