why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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