remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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