Jerry, you need to find god
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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