Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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