Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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