Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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