this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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