Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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