Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We're too hungover to prance.
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