I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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