This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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