You can't motorboat a personality
we're making bets on your personal life
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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