why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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