literally had 100 drinks last night.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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