Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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