I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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