I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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