Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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