you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
All I want is dick and wine.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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