'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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