whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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