Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
