I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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