just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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