I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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