She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
