Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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